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I like to walk outside on the sidewalk

And when it's raining I take my big umbrella

I like to go down to the newsstand

And buy a newspaper

I want to vacuum, I can make rug patterns with the wheels

Uh huh huh, I want to vacuum

Cause I like the way the humming sound makes me feel

And it makes me feel like I'm a living, real thing

I like to drink Kool-Aid from a paper cup

Just like I did when I was five years old

I like to watch black-and-white movies 

That were made before I was even born

I want to vacuum to make things look nice for my guest

Uh huh huh, I want to vacuum

And when that's done, Mom'll do the rest

Cause it makes me feel like I'm a living, real thing

Hear that vroom, that's the tune

That comes out from my vacuum

And it says "my oh me, what could that be

Vibrating deeply under my vacuum"

I like to sleep late in the morning

And read a book I like all day

I like to go down to the newsstand

And buy a newspaper

I want to vacuum, I can make rug patterns with the wheels

Uh huh huh, I want to vacuum

Cause I like the way the humming sound makes me feel

And it makes me feel like I'm a living, real

Genuine, alkaline, everything is yours and mine thing

So I say can you see if that is me vibrating deeply 

Under your vacuum

© 1990 Douglas Chay